Dog Jokes

As an elderly lady sat on her front porch reflecting on her long life, a Fairy Godmother suddenly appeared and offered to fulfill three wish...

Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs...

Little Harold was practicing the violin in the living room while his father was trying to read in the den. The family dog was lying in the ...

A guy wanted to take his Chihuahua into a restaurant with him, so he put on dark glasses and "tapped" his way into the establishme...

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A collie-flower!

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says "My dog is cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for him?" The vet says, "W...

A man says to his dog trainer, "I don't know what to do. Every time a bell rings, my dog goes into the corner." The trainer s...